Race? I have never...nothing you say is worth listening to. Go away.

OK. Count me in.

EXTREME CAUTION REQUIRED WHEN FOLLOWING THIS IDIOT'S "ADVICE".  IT WILL MOST CERTAINLY DAMAGE YOUR CAR.

IN THIS AGE OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS IT WOULD SEEM WE ARE NO LONGER ALLOWED FREE SPEECH?
DEALING WITH A PAKISTANI IS LIKE TRYING TO CATCH A GREASED PIG, ASK YOUR WIFE AND SHE'LL EXPLAIN HOW HARD THAT IS.  IN A BUSINESS WHERE YOUR WORD IS YOUR BOND, AN AGREED PRICE IS ONLY A STARTING POINT TO BE REVISITED WHEN YOU DROP OFF THEIR CARS. MORE HASSLE THAT IT WAS WORTH, SO MY RULE BECAME DONT HAUL CARS FOR PAKISTANIS.

PAKISTAN?  THEY'VE GIVEN SUCCOUR TO THE TALIBAN FOR YEARS, WHILE TAKING AMERICAN AID FUNDS. WHERE DID THEY FIND BIN LADEN?  ENOUGH SAID ON THAT SCORE!!  

SO YOU ARE GETTING THIN SKINNED NOW PISHLESS?  VERY COCKY TALKING ABOUT YOUR THREAD, AS IF THIS FORUM BELONGS TO YOU.

RESPECT YOU!  YOU HAVE TO EARN RESPECT!  SOMETHING A TOTAL WANKER, AND WASTE OF SPACE LIKE YOU CANNOT EVER COMPREHEND!

SHOW US THE PUPPIES.  I WATCHED CNN THIS MORNING AND I JUST WONDERED IF YOU AND STORMY DANIELS HAD BEEN SEPERATED AT BIRTH?  LIKE YOURSELF, SHE'S GOT A BIG PAIR OF "HEADLIGHTS".

Jim your on to something here! Iam loving it. No one needs this jerk.

EXTREME WARNING.  THIS IDIOT WILL DAMAGE YOUR CAR, AND YOUR WALLET WITH HIS INANE ADVICE.

OK PISHLESS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU SPECIALISE IN, BUT IT CERTAINLY ISN'T CLASSIC MiniS

AGE?  YEP, I'M 75 ON MY NEXT BIRTHDAY, BUT I'VE PUSHED WIMPS LIKE YOU OUT OF MY ROAD TO GET INTO A GOOD SCRAP.  YOURE A p***, WITH A WOMAN'S PHYSIQUE.  GOT TO ADMIT THOUGH, THOSE BOOBS ARE VERY SEXY LOOKING.  DO YOU SMOKE THE BEEF?  

REGARDING OWNING MINIS!  WE'VE YET TO SEE PROOF THAT YOU EVEN OWN ONE. PERSONALLY I THINK YOU OWN A SCOOTER, AND THAT'S IT.  A FIRST CLASS WANKER, WITH OAK LEAF CLUSTERS, LIKE YOURSELF COULDN'T HANDLE A BIG HANDFUL LIKE AN 850 Mini.

I'VE GOT ONLY GOT 5 Minis AT HOME NOW, SO YES, MY STABLE IS A BIT WEEDY.  JUST LIKE YOURSELF!

BOTTOM LINE, MY DAD TAUGHT ALL US KIDS HOW TO BOX AS TEENAGERS, (MY UNCLE BOXED AS A PRO,)  SO ANYTIME YOU FANCY TRYING TO BEAT UP A 74 YEAR OLD GUY....BRING IT ON!  FROM WHAT IVE SEEN, I'M NOT GOING TO LOSE ANY SLEEP, YA TOSSER.

CAR RELIABILITY WARNING!  FOLLOWING THIS IDIOTS ADVICE, AND I USE THE TERM LOOSELY, AS HE'S A COMPLETE IGNORAMUS, WILL COST YOU DEARLY.

HEY PISHLESS SLURRY HEAD, IF BRAINS WERE TAXABLE YOU'D BE IN LINE FOR A BIG REBATE.

REGARDING YOUR RACIST COMMENTS.  I DONT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT BELIEFS, OR COLOURS. I HAD LOTS OF DIFFERENT RACES USE MY SERVICES BEFORE I RETIRED. WEST INDIANS, PERSIANS, LEBANESE. THE ONLY RACE I WOULDN'T WORK FOR WERE PAKISTANIS. HOWEVER! YOU ARE TOO SCARED TO SHOW YOUR TRUE IDENTITY, SO WE'LL JUST HAVE TO SPECULATE, AND HOPE ALL FILIPINOS AREN'T LIKE YOU.

YOUR THREAD?  SINCE WHEN DID YOU OWN MINI MANIA?

CAR RELIABILITY WARNING!  TAKING ADVICE FROM THIS NUMPTY WILL SEVERELY DAMAGE YOUR WALLET! AND CAR!   IGNORE EVERYTHING THIS TUBE WRITES!  YOUVE BEEN WARNED!

HEY PISHLESS, YOUR MOUTH IS ALL BROWN! FROM TALKING A LOAD OF S***E!  I JUDGE A PERSON BY HIS ACTIONS!    IRRESPECTIVE OF HIS COLOUR!    MY BUYER IN OSAKA IS AN INDIAN, AND AS HONEST AS THE DAY IS LONG.    
YOU? I WOULDNT PISH ON YOU IF YOU WERE ON FIRE!    I'D PROBABLY ADD GASOLINE.

YOU'VE TOTALLY WASTED WHAT WAS A GREAT FORUM WITH YOUR MALICIOUS COMMENTS. UNFORTUNATELY THE SHEEP SHAGGER WOULDNT REIN YOU IN, AND THE PRESENT OVERSEER REMAINS A EUNICH.

NOBODY GIVES A S*** ABOUT, "MY SPACE", BUT YOU JUST CANT STAND TO BE IGNORED BY PEOPLE WHO HAVE MORE KNOWLEDGE IN THEIR PINKY, THAN THAT EMPTY SPACE YOU CALL A CRANIUM.

YOU ARE A LOW LIFE COWARD! HIDING BEHIND YOUR ANONIMITY ON SCREEN.  GROW SOME BALLS, AS BIG AS THOSE BOOBS YOU FLAUNT, AND COME CLEAN.  IF I'D A PHYSIQUE LIKE YOU, AT YOUR AGE I'D HAVE DIED OF SHAME! 

We ALL were traumatized. However you were hiding your identity long before JEG posted that picture. The post was part of the attempt to get you to admit who you really are, something you still won't do. 

CAR RELIABILTY WARNING.  EXTREME CAUTION!  CAR RELIABILTY WARNING!  TAKING THIS CLOWN SERIOUSLY COULD SEVERELY DAMAGE YOUR CAR AND WALLET?

SPISHLESS..YOUVE GOT AS GOOD A PAIR OF BOOBS AS STORMY DANIELS.  IF PIGS COULD FLY, YOU'D BE A SQUADRON LEADER. 

COULD WE PLEASE HAVE ANOTHER LOOK AT THOSE BOOBS...AND A PHOTO OF YOUR MINI AS WELL.

NAH! FORGET THE MINI, THATS A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION! JUST SHOW US THE PUPPIES!!!

Okay, so you are going to MMW 2018?
Yes or no?
If so, somebody could photograph you and your Mini.
By the way your distance estimate is way off  2,700 to 2,900 miles each way, depending on the route. Or about 4,600km.
Return trip would be about 6,000 miles or 9,000 km.
Thought you'd want to know.

CAR RELIABILTY WARNING!!  CAR RELIABILITY WARNING!  CAR RELIABILITY WARNING!!!

Hey Spishless, curiosity, do you wear a Sports Bra to keep your large Man Boobs under control when bouncing around in a Mini.   Oh sorry, you don't have a Mini so you wouldn't know.    

Car Reliabilty Warning...following this idiots advice can permanently damage your cars.

Been there , done that. Came home with the long distance award. But that was almost 40 yrs ago.